“God help us if they make a 3D-printing xerox machine. Honestly, how many 3D butts does the world really need?”
Me:: I don't wanna go to the gym.
Self:: I bet Gimli didn't want to run either. Those hobbits were lucky you weren't part of that fellowship.
Me:: >:( Fine.
“Charles Ramsey is a hero because he called the police and helped them save three women from reportedly being raped and impregnated in a basement for a decade. But he’s a meme because he’s black and on TV, and because so many choose to ignore the horrible realities of the crime.”
“Glass is the future for those who are dissatisfied with the present. If you think a constant stream of information and Internet into your eyeball is going to make your life better, your life will always be lacking.”